Teleprompter 1, Biden 0

Alleged President Joe Biden slurred his way through remarks about Israel, Iran, and Ukraine as he tried to speak on Wednesday regarding the bill that is designed to send aid to Israel, Ukraine, and Taiwan.

Not a surprise to anyone, Joe’s comments were mostly directed to his number one priority–Ukraine, as we all know that he isn’t a fan of Israel and hates Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

Biden claimed that we are “investing in our own industrial base” by giving taxpayer money to Ukraine because we have to replenish it. His dementia blocks his understanding that we would not need to spend that amount if he didn’t hand it out like a drunken sailor in a whore house.

He attempted to convince us that he’s sending the money to avoid a war with Putin if he plans to attack a NATO country. He somehow thinks that we aren’t already in a war in that we’re helping Ukraine with money and weapons with no end nor goal for an end in sight.

As an after thought, he mentioned the aid to Israel, the actual U.S. ally in the Middle East. He had the help of the teleprompter, but it was as effective to Joe as the Air Force One flight of stairs as he tripped all over himself as he spoke about Iran’s support of Hamas and Hezbollah and its “unprecedented attack that followed years of Iran supporting Hezbollah, Hams, and proxies their own attack on Israel.”

Biden appeared clueless by admitting that the reason Iran was able to support Hamas and Hezbollah against Israel for so many years was largely due to him and his predecessor Obama, who help fund Iran and sending them billions.

Our Houseplant in Chief then said that the aid we sent to Israel not only helped them, but it also increased the aid to Gaza–which, of course, was all stolen by Hamas and ended up being blamed on Israel, Biden’s default target.

Before he would answer any powderpuff questions from so called reporters, he said that he had to leave because he was going to “make a speech at a hotel I’m late for.”

This is how he reacts when he doesn’t have a helicopter drowning out his responses for him.